I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? You've swallowed a planet!

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

1. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.
2. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
3. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.

• All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
• No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.
• Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! You hit me with a cricket bat.

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.

You've swallowed a planet! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.

Did I mention we have comfy chairs? You hit me with a cricket bat. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.

Saving the world with meals on wheels. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.